Fat Lazy Soccer Mom Gets Healthy

One morning I found myself at a crossroads – I could either pack my bags and leave everything behind, finding myself a small hut on some uninhabited island or I could begin complaining about every little thing that bugs me on a public forum. The better of the two options was obvious, so I started to pack. Then I realized that my children would quickly demolish the house and escape – thus being let loose on the world. I just couldn’t let that happen.


Saturday, September 10, 2011

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Kristina Yapp
Let me introduce myself. I am an overweight, naturally lazy 39 year old woman with a very busy, full life. Specifically, here is a list of all the things I have to deal with each and every day: 1. An extremely annoying husband who has absolutely no handy-man skills. 2. A house that has an ever increasing need for a handy-man. 3. Four sons who were all born with a natural love of and talent for destruction. 4. A dog who loves me so much that he feels a need to be constantly touching me no matter what I am trying to do (which is very irritating, especially when I am sleeping and he cuddles up with my face). 5. Way too many cats which I, for some mysterious reason, have accepted into my home. 6. Some strange, unknown disorder, indicated by my allowing all those cats to live in my house, which I am actively working on diagnosing and curing through the services of both a therapist and a very tall shaman. 7. A job as a preschool teacher (for a classroom of children who tend to be even more destructive than my four sons). 8. A lizard, four frogs and a hermit crab who may or may not be dead
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