Every morning I get out of bed and have a cup of tea (you thought I was going to say coffee, didn't you?) Anyway, every morning I get up and have a cup of tea, and soon it hits me - it is time to poop. some days it is slow to come, and even though the sensation is there, I can sit and read or play farmville for a few minutes before I have to make my way to the bathroom. Other days I have to jump up and rush because it's coming out. But no matter what type of day it is, my little friend is right, it just plain feels good.
You know it's true. When it's all soft and sliding out, you feel proud because you really stuck to a healthy diet the day before. When it's diarrhea, you feel satisfied that you are probably losing weight. When you've been constipated, and it finally comes out, you feel such a sense of relief. And, of course, theres The Biggie. You know the one. It doesn't fit down the toilet hole, so you have to break it up with a wire hanger. That one is definitely the best! (Wait, I had to pause for a minute while I was thinking about The Biggie).
If you are lucky enough to have a diet that leads to The Biggie, you should look into getting one of these: